I’m still hoping it’s you and me in the end. 10-Word Story (via whitebeyonce)
I hate smart ass teachers.
- Me: Can I go to the toilet?
- Teacher: I don’t know can you?
- Me: Bitch, I will shit on your desk.
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dont you hate it when you put toothpaste on your toothbrush but then it just falls right off like wtf toothpaste do your job